I've warned you before on the 4th of July, a couple times, but sometimes good advice is just worth repeating:
No matter how patriotic you're feeling or how much you've had to drink at the 4th of July barbecue today, DON'T stick glow in the dark adhesive stars on your nipples. Taking them off hurts a lot.
Have a safe and sane--or safe insane?--holiday!
This has been a public service announcement. You'll thank me for it tomorrow.