Saturday's Blog Post

If you're reading this on Friday night, you're early! Come back tomorrow!

Actually, I had a couple things I wanted to write before I forget them. Because that happens sometimes. So, anyway, this is really SATURDAY's post. Besides, I think I might be too busy to write tomorrow. Here's why.

I've thought deeply about the many insightful comments you've left to today's post. I've also looked in my refrigerator and found I have no cucumbers. So here's what I'm going to do.

I'm going to put steaks on my eyes because, hey!, men like steaks, right? I'm thinking maybe with steaks, I might be able to lure a couple heterosexual male model boxer/brief types over here. (That's not a contradiction in terms, is it? "Heterosexual male model"? Like "jumbo shrimp"?) I'll do a little research into the burning question: Boxers or briefs? Of course, I'll sacrifice my valuable time because I have a very analytical mind, and I always feel better when I can look into an issue myself, rather than take someone else's word for it. AND I really think this is something that needs to be explored in depth--not just from a superficial standpoint. Sure, I can have my husband try on boxers and then have him try on briefs, but really, as I learned in my college statistics class, you can't get a good statistical sampling from just one person.

Oh, yeah, and in case you're wondering, I think I WILL shave first. Then steaks.

So, if I don't post on Saturday, you'll know why. In the meantime, while you're waiting to hear from me again, you can listen to my favorite song, Business Time. Do you like Barry White? While you listen, shut your eyes and think about Barry White, okay?