Thursday, November 8, 2012

Calling in Sick To Blogland

One ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingys . . . .  "Hey, this is Kim.  I'm not feeling well; I don't think I'll be coming in to Blogland today.  I'm just going to stay in bed and rest."

[Mumble, mumble, mumble.]

"What did you ask?"

[Mumble, mumble, mumble.]

"What's wrong with me?  Well, I'm not sure.  It feels like it could be a head cold, but it could just be allergies--it's that time of year.  Then again, based on the pressure, one definite possibility is an alien baby inside my head, trying to get out."

[Mumble, mumble, mumble.]

"Yes, thanks; I will take something for it.  Maybe a bottle or two of Nyquil would do the trick.  Feeling the way I do, there's really not much point in remaining conscious.  Hopefully, if things work out okay, I'll see you tomorrow.  I'm heading back to bed now.  Bye."

11 comments:

SoozeM said...

Oh dear hope you are feeling better soon!!

Anonymous said...

I hope you feel better soon, Kim!
Helen

Nonnie said...

feel better soon. SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Anonymous said...

Hoping you feel well soon!!
Cindy in SC

Diane said...

Best wishes for a swift and full recovery!

PunkiePie (Jen) said...

feel better!

Gran - Knot-y Embroidery Lady said...

Boy oh boy - hope you get feeling better SOON since we are going to play all day Saturday. I like that mumble, mumble, mumble)

Brenda said...

Hope you feel better soon.

Lynda said...

love your writing, even when you are sick...sign off and take care of you!

Anonymous said...

OH NO!!!!A good snooze, a hot toddy and soothing shower will make you feel better. Then dab a little Chanel #5 behind your ears....
BRAD

Anna said...

hope it is working it's way through...and if you get a photo of the alien...post it! lol