Did you hear the news about the guy in the cow suit who robbed Walmart of 26 gallons of milk, which he then began handing out to customers right outside the doors of Walmart?
He wasn't apprehended right away though. No sir-eeee Bob. Police were called to a disturbance at a nearby McDonalds where they took him into custody. The news story doesn't say, but I like to think he was attempting to rob McDonalds of 26 hamburgers to hand out to people outside the restaurant. It makes a certain amount of sense, doesn't it?
I think the guy must have a terrific sense of humor. Either that, or he's loony as all get out.
I just hope the judge is amused. And, of course, the guy has a udderly excellent defense: Mad cow disease.
You can read the whole story HERE.