Wednesday, July 1, 2009

HAPPY CANADA DAY!


O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.


I wanted to take this time to wish all our neighbours to the north a very happy Canada Day! And although I usually reserve this annual warning for my "sisters" here in the US on the 4th of July, I suspect there are some of you up north who may benefit from a timely cautionary word.

No matter how patriotic you may feel and no matter how much celebrating you may do today, DO NOT--I repeat, DO NOT place these glow in the dark stars on your nipples and dance around. Not unless you never want to take them off again.

17 comments:

anne bebbington said...

The mind boggles - I'm not even going to bother asking how you know this fact! (tee-hee)

BJ said...

Lordy, lordy...my first thought was "how does she know THAT?"...but believe me, this is one of those questions that you don't have to answer!

And definitely - Happy Canada Day to our friends and neighbors!

Teresa said...

well, they may not want to know...but I do! At least hubby can find you in the dark, LOL.

Anonymous said...

I wish I had known this two days ago.
Live and learn :O(

Kelly Ann said...

and you know this about the stars, why?

Erin said...

Def~ Happy Canada Day..I have a best friend who is from Canada and two are in Canada..and more bloggers from Canada...and hmmm how do u know that...I wonder...but ..moving on...you are always too funny!

dianne said...

curse you! i was just about to swallow a sip of my morning coffee ... sputter sputter splat ... all over the computer screen .... now i'm gonna have to clean it AGAIN!!! i gotta remember to swallow BEFORE i click to vitamin K

Patchwork Penguin said...

Dare I ask....... speaking from experience????

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the heads up. Now what will do to entertain the crowd. Great morning chuckle.

Sinta Renee said...

Kim Marie! (okay that's not your middle name)... but can you just hear your mother? Girl, you crack me up!

Quilt Nut said...

i don't even want to know lol!

Thanx Kim, looking forward to a day on the beach and some fireworks tonight :)

Heckety said...

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, right! And my children complain that I'm unconventional? Can I post them to spend a week with you?

Mad about Craft said...

I'm with Ann - the mind boggles and what I am missing out on?

quiltmom said...

Well Kim,
I have been known to be starry eyed and gone to view the stars with my husband but I think I will steer clear of the glow in the dark variety VBG.. You are a hoot... Thanks for the giggle..
Thanks for your good wishes- its a lovely day not sweltering but pleasant and I am enjoying the first day of summer holidays.
There are supposed to plenty of fireworks around tonight..
Regards,
Anna

Norma said...

Oh, you just made my day. I got this mental picture of the stars pointing south rather than up front like you could hope.

Thank you for the belly laugh!

Joyce said...

I don't think you can get those off of anything!! When my daughter moved to her apartment last September, I looked up at the ceiling, only to find glow in the dark stars that had been PAINTED over. What were they thinking??

Quilter Kathy said...

I sure would love to know how you learned this fact!
Point taken...I'll never do it!