THE HYPNOTIST
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
Claude began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch . . . ."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, clearly under the spell of the hypnotist. Suddenly the family heirloom slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
"Shit!!!," Claude exclaimed.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, it's early, but I laughed, and jiggled like a bowl full of jello!
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Michelle
Took me a second to "get" it but now I'm ROTFLMAO!!!
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Kim, that is the best laugh I had in weeks.
ReplyDeleteOMG, LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Toooo funny!!
ReplyDeleteI was ALMOST hypnotized while readng this. Whew! Glad I wasn't totally hypnotized!
ReplyDeleteChris in Sac
Too funny!
ReplyDeleteROTFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!
ReplyDeleteLOL That was a good Gotcha!
ReplyDeleteThanks for starting our morning out with a smile and giggles. Have a great weekend.
Funny!....the watch in that picture is so lovely and old!
ReplyDeleteWOW.. I have been laughing so much I couldn't type.. that is a great one.. I hope I remember it!! Thanks Kim.........
ReplyDeleteROFL!!! Thanks, Kim!
ReplyDeleteI laughed, then made DH read, then had to tweet this post - thank you!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Oh, my sides hurt...
ReplyDeleteSucked me right in! Loved it! Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteThat's too funny! Thanks for the laugh!
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