Thursday, November 8, 2012

Calling in Sick To Blogland

One ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingys . . . .  "Hey, this is Kim.  I'm not feeling well; I don't think I'll be coming in to Blogland today.  I'm just going to stay in bed and rest."

[Mumble, mumble, mumble.]

"What did you ask?"

[Mumble, mumble, mumble.]

"What's wrong with me?  Well, I'm not sure.  It feels like it could be a head cold, but it could just be allergies--it's that time of year.  Then again, based on the pressure, one definite possibility is an alien baby inside my head, trying to get out."

[Mumble, mumble, mumble.]

"Yes, thanks; I will take something for it.  Maybe a bottle or two of Nyquil would do the trick.  Feeling the way I do, there's really not much point in remaining conscious.  Hopefully, if things work out okay, I'll see you tomorrow.  I'm heading back to bed now.  Bye."

11 comments:

  1. Oh dear hope you are feeling better soon!!

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  2. I hope you feel better soon, Kim!
    Helen

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  3. feel better soon. SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

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  4. Hoping you feel well soon!!
    Cindy in SC

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  5. Best wishes for a swift and full recovery!

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  6. Boy oh boy - hope you get feeling better SOON since we are going to play all day Saturday. I like that mumble, mumble, mumble)

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  7. love your writing, even when you are sick...sign off and take care of you!

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  8. OH NO!!!!A good snooze, a hot toddy and soothing shower will make you feel better. Then dab a little Chanel #5 behind your ears....
    BRAD

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  9. hope it is working it's way through...and if you get a photo of the alien...post it! lol

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